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Post by m.a.g.e.s.t.i.c on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:03 pm

Sport Jokes

football team was getting clobbered. The first-string quarterback was
injured. The second-string quarterback was injured. Even the punter was
injured. All the coach had left was their third-stringer who had yet to
play a down all year. He pulled the quarterback aside. "Look son, we
can't afford to let them score again. We've got to run some time off
the clock. Here's what I want you to do."

"On first down, run it
to the left. On second down, run it to the right. On third down run it
up the middle. The, on fourth down, punt it as far as you can punt it.
"OK coach!" said the quarterback.

On first down he ran it to
the left for 30 yards. On second down he ran it to the right for 40
more. On third down he ran it up the middle down to the one yard line.
Then, on 4th down, the quarterback dropped back and punted the ball
right out of the end zone.

When he got to the sideline, the coach was screaming! "What were you thinking?!!!?!!!"

The quarterback replied, "I was thinking I must be playing for the dumbest coach in the world."

Entertainment Jokes

the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a
collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course
10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”

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